The occasional post about how I have a mortgage and that mortgage is paid for by retouching. Also, you can ask if the model has any god-awful tattoos beforehand, it's not illegal.
parts of a project about he ever increasing density of the suburbs
Those are bird houses. Part of a larger project about parks, sculpted nature and acceptable forms of recreation. I think it's incredibly funny to bulldoze a forest, put in a parking lot and then put up plastic bird houses. We're doing great.
Wasn't joking about it being all black and white trees from now on. Hopefully theres a huge market for these I don't know about as my retouching portfolio ages into irrelevance. Good luck to me.
The recent snows have made it clear to me that I will not be able to escape to Canada. Honestly, I don’t think I could even survive the poconos. I will have to stay here and endure further greatness.
I still pay the bills with retouching but I can’t share any of it anymore. Someone somewhere started adding limits to sharing images for portfolios into contracts and nobody seems to be calling it usage. Anyway, it’s all black and white
Day 5, our last day on set. Robert has worn a shirt I am told is “fun”. As I survey the snack table, a cacophonous mix of CVS sale items, aged to perfection in the trunk of an unreliable Volkswagen and beautifully presented as only wicke
Just put your drink on the digi cart, they’re looking for an excuse to buy new stuff anyway.
Recent work with @crismanphoto
Recent work for @kremerjohnsonagain
Robert takes a picture of an empty set. He will post it to his story and list the members of the “dream tream”. I will not be included. In line for the reconstituted eggs I ask Robert about the oversight. “I wish AI would hurry up&